100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person
when he says its eight inches and he aint lyin
it feels like the screen actually shakes woahhhhhh
Please don’t tap the glass it frightens the bloggers
"hey do you want to hang out tonight?"
"we’ll have food"
If you think your life sucks, just look at this picture and think “it could be worse.”
palms are sweaty
knees weak, arms are heavy
it’s fallen out of my hands already
can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner
Really want to be the reason a straight boy goes gay