headbutting:

sit on my face

Baby: n-n-n
Parent: oh it's his first words!
Baby: n-n
Baby: not all men
Parent: put it back

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me: 🌷
thicc boy: 🍆
me: 🌺

whorville:

walkerflexasranger:

The pain meds kicked in…

SOMEONE LEAK ME HIS ADDRESS

bongsniffer:

all these dogs are like “this is the craziest dog ive ever seen. this dog is wild. what the hell”

luciferssugardaddy:

when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents

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leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

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